16 Revealing Disney Halloween Costumes to Ruin Your Childhood Forever

16 Revealing Disney Halloween Costumes to Ruin Your Childhood Forever
Hey, remember all those whimsical, wonderful Disney movies that you just loved watching as a little kid? Or maybe you are just starting to share those same magical films with your children now?

Either way, it's all over forever. Why?

Because companies like Yandy.com are selling outfits that have turned your favorite Disney characters into Halloween costumes that are called things like "Sassy Cinder Babe Costume," "Sultry Snow White Costume" and "Fairytale Darling Costume."

Stop. R.I.P., childhood.



The 3-Boob-Lady Is Already a Halloween Costume
At the beginning of the week, we reported on an elaborate hoax staged by a Tampa woman named Alisha Hessler, who went by the name "Jasmine Tridevil" and tried to convince the internet she'd gotten a third breast implanted to appear unattractive to men. That was Monday. It's now Friday, and brands are already capitalizing on the viral hoax to hawk Halloween costumes.

Halloweencostumes.com has an ingenious way to re-create the 3-boob lady: just tape two sets of fake boobs together and cover them in shiny pink stuff. The result is hilariously bad, but so was Tridevil's prosthetic, so we shouldn't be too harsh.

This is the world we live in today: A viral story spreads, is revealed as a hoax, and eventually made into a Halloween costume. Does nobody remember Balloon Boy?


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These Sexy ‘Frozen’ Costumes Could Heat Up Your Halloween
Ever wonder what the characters from “Frozen” would look like translated into “sexy” Halloween costumes? No? It doesn’t matter if you didn’t think such a thing was possible, because it exists. Yandy.com managed to turn even the roly-poly Olaf into an attractive Halloween get-up.

Because taking characters from a Disney movie and turning them into adult-sized, tantalizing costumes sounded like a good idea to someone. Here’s how Yandy approximated Elsa, Anna, and Olaf across four, uh, “sexy” varieties as follows:



Halloween hits all-new low with slutty ‘Frozen’ costumes
Nothing is sacred. Not Elsa or Anna. Not even Olaf.

Along with every other children’s pop culture icon, the Disney Frozen cast has been sucked up into the Halloween slut machine and spit out as a collection of sex totems. Elsa and Anna have let it all go . . . and are showing a lot of leg.

The online lingerie and costume company Yandy’s 2014 collection of adult costumes includes an off-the-shoulder and above-the-thigh Blue Snow Maiden costume that’s a racy version of the elegant gown Elsa wore. A Norwegian Maiden costume has the same color scheme as Anna’s lovely frock but looks like a much better fit for a busty woman in a beer commercial. There’s also a Funny Snowman getup if you want to dress up as a sexed-up version of Olaf, with a skin-tight leotard and white stockings that pull up to your thighs. And finally, the Ice Girl Costume has a slit that will take you all the way up to . . . Elsa’s castle.
Moving into Frozen territory seems downright criminal. Elsa, Anna and Olaf are for kids. American children are currently obsessed with this Disney film and girls (and boys) have been singing “Let It Go” and “Do You Want to Build a Snowman?” ever since it hit the big screen. On Halloween night little snow princesses will be walking up and down leafy neighborhood streets, grasping buckets of candy in their hands. Boozy 20-somethings looking to get laid and dressed up as sexualized versions of Anna and Elsa shouldn’t be allowed to join this parade.

And then there’s Olaf, the sweet-natured snowman who tells everyone, “Hi everyone! I’m Olaf and I like warm hugs.” After seeing the movie my daughter was going around and saying this line for weeks. Come on people, there’s nothing sexy about snowmen! Why must this lovable and goofy little snow creature, who every preschooler adores, be turned into a slut?

Last time, Halloween stooped this low was 2012 when Yandy released its slutty Sesame Street line. Take a look at those terrifying get-ups below. Did they really have to mess with Big Bird? Just imagine his high-pitched babyish voice and you realize that there’s nothing sexy there.




Try these fun, frugal Halloween decorating ideas


On Halloween night, how will kids in your neighborhood know you are one of the houses ready to hand out treats? Leaving the front porch light on is always a good indicator, but how about creating a spooktacular front yard and porch with these DIY Halloween decorations.

Your first step is deciding on a Halloween theme. Will you be the scary house kids are excited, but a little nervous to visit? Or will you be the bright and cute house perfect for kids of all ages? As usual, no matter what theme you choose, one of my favorite places to look first for decorations is the dollar store. There are so many scary spider webs, spiders, skeletons, even ghoulish door knockers to get you started. You’ll also find many sparkly and adorable signs, flags, and pumpkins.

I like to do a mix of cute and a little scary. In my front yard we have our DIY Halloween graveyard, complete with a fence and gates, tombstones, and a few ghouls. You can find all the details of how we did it (it’s easy and cheap!) at SavingByDesign.com/graveyard. We’ll also be adding a wheel barrel of bones to the graveyard this year. Just as it sounds, you fill your wheel barrel with dirt, add some plastic bones and shovel, and ta-da! You’ll have a super simple, inexpensive, and spooky front yard or porch decoration.

Our porch is full of mums, pumpkins, and cornstalks, along with a giant spider and web hanging over the door. If your porch is under cover, you can enlist the kids to help you make a huge spider using just two black balloons and black streamers. Blow up your balloons so one is a little smaller than the other for the head. Attach the balloons together and then add eight pieces of streamers to the larger balloon for the legs. A corner usually works best for this guy since you’ll need to tape the bottom of the legs to the wall so they aren’t just hanging.

Get creative and think about what you already have at home that can be used for your décor. Do you have the mini light up Christmas trees that are usually used outside on the sides of your front door? Halloween them up by adding a witch hat, material for a cape, broom, and anything else you would like to create your tiny witches. I can’t wait to try these this year!

Need to light up the path to your front porch? Here’s another super fun craft to try with the kiddos. Grab a few mason jars and orange streamers. Spread some glue on the outside of the jar (I like Mod Podge) and attach strips of streamer from the neck of the jar down to the bottom. Continue adding your strips all the way around the jar until it’s covered. Then using black cardstock, or even construction paper, cut out your favorite Jack O’ Lantern face and glue that on too. Add a candle inside and you have the perfect Halloween luminary! You can also create some mummy luminaries by wrapping gauze or cheese cloth around the outside of the jar and completing with some googly eyes found in craft stores.

Happy haunting!
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